The Goonmaster Rapeys - I Jack Off Lyrics

      

I Jack Off
by The Goonmaster Rapeys

verse
After I watched the Dog Lover's Manual
I explored many types of videos
Pedophilia and incest
Are my favorites excluding gore
I watch it so much
That I jack off twenty-four seven
I wish there was a law
For every boy on Deadhouse to be eleven

Chorus
What do I do with my bro?
I jack off!
What do I do with a goat?
I jack off!
What do I do when I sneak in the bathroom to see my grandma's toes?
I jack off!
What do I do with my mom?
I jack off!
What do I do with my dog?
I jack off!
What do I do when I walk in my classroom and hear my teacher talk?
I jack off!

verse
I went on a website
And saw a video of a guy
He cut off his own penis
And he ate it and I wanted to try
I grabbed the sharpest knife
Out of my kitchen
Then I hesitated
And then I realized what I wanted to do

pre Chorus
I know cutting off my penis would be so fun
But I think I should keep it so I could jack off to my pets!

Chorus
What do I do with my bro?
I jack off!
What do I do with a goat?
I jack off!
What do I do when I sneak in the bathroom to see my grandma's toes?
I jack off!
What do I do with my mom?
I jack off!
What do I do with my dog?
I jack off!
What do I do when I walk in my classroom and hear my teacher talk?
I jack off!

post Chorus
I jack off all the time
I jack off all the time
I jack off all the time
I jack off all the time
I came on my uncle that's dying
I came on my uncle that's dying
I came on my uncle that's dying
I came on my uncle that's dying