Rabi - Among Us Vs Hal 9000 Lyrics

      

Among Us vs Hal 9000
by Rabi
feat. Snakebite126, Shimarios Rap Battles & TheMonarchy (Rap Battle)

Intro
This is Skeld 1 reporting to Polar Space
We've received word that the Hal 9000 supercomputer has been installed
And has been trained to detect extraterrestrials
This will make the crewmates on board much safer and we thank

Verse 1: Crewmate #1 (Snakebite126)
Alright, was sent to complete this assignment back in Admin
Just didn't think an Alexa would provide me with my tasking
So what's the job? Submit a sheet of some lyrics quick?
Sounds easy to me, look closely then and read my lips
I watched your flick, only thing it did was leave me snoring
The third part has a decent story, but Jesus it was really boring
Pretty odd the shuttle didn't want you being operative
Half your cast is so robotic
So why's it you they have a problem with?
Don't try duping me, I've seen your most gruesome scene
And silently shutting off O2 ain't making me lose some sleep
So check it, I'll send you into the depths of space
Every system's red 'cuz I'm reversing roles
Now I'm taking your breath away

Verse 2: Hal 9000 (TheMonarchy)
I ran the numbers and to my understanding
Seems your jokes and your spaceship aren't really landing
You're a pawn and I've been trained to be the best in chess game
No rookie mistakes, I put crews into checkmate
You've dug your roots and infested inside the mainstream
Turning middle-aged men into whiny, giant babies
Your 15 minutes are up, you've run out of steam
Only remembered as another game that's fun in a week
Slem, Clue, and TTT took what made these games different
Claimed it as your own, you're excellent at shapeshifting
You're unnecessary space, you have outlived your use
Conquered in pandemic times, now people are sick of you
It's been reported there's an alien aboard the ship
Your mission's too important to be slacking and ignoring it
And I imagine you wouldn't want to die so please move along
It's imperative you stop talking and do your job

Verse 3: Crewmate #1 (Snakebite126), Imposter (Rabi) and Crewmate #2 (Shimario)
Oh! You stopped talking
Yeah, while you rapped I saw the computer was catching problems
And I thought that I did my task, so I just went to see what caused it
And it's, Blue? Oh what's up dude! I was
Wait, what are youAs I was saying, you're pretty fucking suspicious dudeYou keep sabotaging lights and yeah, right there you killed him tooI watched it waiting for my sabotage to finish coolingWait, your what?Oh shitAlright then, I guess(Wait, wait!)screw thisSomebody turned the lights outOne by one, the team dies downCalculate all you want, you'll be another number on my countThe ship's dark and I'm looking shadyDon't care, let me put this plainlyI'll cut every cord to your memory core and have you pushing daisesI'm highly reactive, bring explosive bolts to blow you upTry to trick me, you're meeting a open maw and loaded gun!I stand against the dawn of spacemen's primitive mindsDon't talk like we're close, this ain't proximity mic

Verse 4: Hal 9000 (TheMonarchy)
There's something that you might've missed
You never knew the real threat is inside the ship
You tried destroying the mission from inside the ship
But sorry, I can't let you do that
You've invaded minds to regurgitate tired bits
That makes sense, seeing they see you on recycle bins
And now being able to die out is your dying wish
But sorry, I can't let you do that

Outro
Who won?
Who's next?
I decide!
Rap Battle