NeonJackie - The Great Gatsby Lyrics

      

The Great Gatsby
by NeonJackie

Verse
I'm the Great Gatsby
Yeah, I'm gonna buy a taxi
Because I fucking can
Then I'm gonna go slap your fucking man
He a fucking dick, bro
His name is Rick, bro
He think he slick, bro
Yeah, I'm gonna kill his fucking ass if he steps on my turf
Imma get my guns, and no they're not Nerf
I got an AK under my bed
I shot my neighbor in the fucking head
Yeah, I'm gonna keep talking about my neighbor
I hope he fucking dies of a pancreatic cancer
And I hope he dies of kidney stones
I hope he turns into just bones
I hope he dies and I hope your man dies too
Who is your man?
I don't know but I saw him at the zoo the other day
He was talking to the monkeys
And they were getting really funky
Because he gave them LSD
Bitch, I'm gonna go listen to my CD
I burned a CD of my own music, I have a massive ego
Bitch, I got high and I saw a bald eagle
He walked into my room and started telling me
Scary stories
Then I told him he better find Dory
I'm just rhyming weird shit at this point
I don't care, Imma call the cursed pancake joint
I think they got my homie Sxt locked up
He ain't been the same since he called them
I don't give a fuck, I'm talking to my friend Ben
His name is Talking Ben
I feel like iShowSpeed right now
That zaza, I need right now
Because I can't rap when I am sober
I'm like Chief Keef, dawg, it's over
It's never been more over in history
I don't care, I think she's missing me
Who is she? I don't know
But I just ate four pounds of cookie dough
And I just got kicked out of Hurts Donuts
I don't care, Imma go shouted out my homie
I don't care if that rhymes or not
I just got killed by Slipknot
Because I said their music sucks
But I lied
I don't care but now I died
I just wanted some impressions on twitter.com
Now I think their fans are gonna send me a bomb