Keepaz Of The Krypt - Violent J Is A Bitch Lyrics

      

Violent J Is A Bitch
by Keepaz Of The Krypt

Intro: Drunk Zambini
Hocus pocus joker's ride, gonna take Violent J on a carnie ride
Hocus pocus joker's ride, gonna take Violent J on a carnie ride

Verse 1: Drunk Zambini
I caught Violent J slippin' chillin' at a strip bar
Out back suckin' dick fillin' up a tip jar
Wizard of the Hood good at suckin' that dick
Claimin' Duke of the Wicked, but he ain't shit
'Cause J's too busy tryin' to blow up as a drag queen
Fat clowns always keepin' up with the fag scene
Blowjob daddy with bukkake from a tag team
Drinkin' up the nut like it's water from a canteen
I wrote a love letter, and he didn't respond
Got me feelin' like I'm just another fish in the pond
Fuck that, I'm gonna stick him with my magic wand
So deep, pull it out and frost his clown ass like a Cinnabon
Hey, Joe, you nothin' but a gay ho
Ask a ouija board if Violent J was dope, it say no
I can't gеt it hard in your mouth, it be like Play-Doh
If you wanna suck my dick some morе, go chase a rainbow

Chorus: One Man Kru
He likes to front like he's cool when he's really a prick
He likes to picture underage girls ridin' his dick
He likes to treat other artists like we ain't shit
So fuck Joe Bruce, Violent J is a bitch
He likes to treat Juggalos like an ATM
And he treats 'em like marks when they meet him
And he's all about the money, so he fakes he's rich
So fuck Joe Bruce, 'cause Violent J is a bitch

Verse 2: One Man Kru
Damn, homie, you should've been me
I was at the house party, J almost OD'd
He passed the fuck out face down on the couch
With a gang of drool leakin' out his mouth
He was dreamin' he was sippin' on soda
While slanging crack rocks tryin' to make his quota
Tornado sirens blarin' off in the distance
Next thing you know, his house was spinnin' in an instant
But it was on, just a bunch of bullshit
Joe makes up stories 'cause he's full of shit
Just like the time he tried to tell me he would beat my ass
Showed up to his hood, and he took a hard pass
'Cause Violent J is a bitch
He loves suckin' dick for pills and pretendin' he's still rich
But he's a broke motherfucker
And a broke dick fake woke faggot-ass cocksucker

Chorus: One Man Kru
He likes to front like he's cool when he's really a prick
He likes to picture underage girls ridin' his dick
He likes to treat other artists like we ain't shit
So fuck Joe Bruce, Violent J is a bitch
He likes to treat Juggalos like an ATM
And he treats 'em like marks when they meet him
And he's all about the money, so he fakes he's rich
So fuck Joe Bruce, 'cause Violent J is a bitch

Verse 3: Drunk Zambini, One Man Kru
My first magic trick's gonna be like this
I'll make my dick disappear and reappear in his lips
The Wizard of the Hood suckin' dick so good
I got him squealin' like a piggy gettin' fucked in the woodsMy magic trick is dig up your bitch
Then lick on her clit 'cause her pussy's still slick
Then I'll bust in her slit before I come to your crib
And make you suck all the rigor mortis off of my dick, bitch
Now I'm gonna shuffle up a deck of cards
Pull out the queen of hearts, and my dick gets hard
Then I hypnotize Violent J to come to my place
Violate his prostate and bust a nut in his faceThey be sayin' that my last trick might be the best
I tie up Violent J and lock him up in a chest
But the wizard of the wack couldn't pass the test
So I buried him alive in the crypt with the rest

Chorus: One Man Kru
He likes to front like he's cool when he's really a prick
He likes to picture underage girls ridin' his dick
He likes to treat other artists like we ain't shit
So fuck Joe Bruce, Violent J is a bitch
He likes to treat Juggalos like an ATM
And he treats 'em like marks when they meet him
And he's all about the money, so he fakes he's rich
So fuck Joe Bruce, 'cause Violent J is a bitch

Outro: Drunk Zambini
Guess who's wack, wack again
J is wack, tell a friend
J is wack, J is wack, J is wack, J is wack
J is wack, J is wack, J is wack, J is wack