Jugbnopy - Stop Eating My Chairs Lyrics

      

stop eating my chairs
by Jugbnopy

Intro
All my chairs are in one place. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Hold on, what's going on? The floor just grew a mouth, stop!

Verse
The floor has come alive. It's eating all my chairs
I guess I had too many. Now I don't have one to spare
4 legs down on the ground, suckled down into a hole
They asked me just how many chairs. I say a whole room full

Chorus
Chairs like mine were inscribed with an ancient curse
For the record, if you take them, your life will get worse
Sure, today you're eating chairs popping like Starburst
Well, tomorrow you'll be stiff in the back of a hеarse

Verse
The floor has come alivе. The bastard ate my chairs
If I didn't need to stand somewhere I'd probably shoot him square
2 legs down on the ground hovering above a abyss
I'd probably go in after them, but I'll just take a piss

Outro
Also my piss is acid, like sulfuric acid and LSD, so you're going to be burning and confused. Fuck you, real shit. Fuck you floor, I hate you. This is a floor diss track. Goodbye, bitch