Jackthepogchamp68 - Richard Nixon Vs Steve Lyrics

      

Richard Nixon vs Steve
by Jackthepogchamp68
feat. Luka Big Pants & Jackthedipshit69

Intro: Luka Big Pants, Jackthedipshit69Luker, have you got any suggestions for future Pogchamp Rap Battles Of Stupidity?
Uh, Richard Nixon…..Richard NixonRichard Nixon vs who, Luka?
Vs whoever you want

POGCHAMP RAP BATTLES OF STUPIDITY!!
RICHARD NIXON
VS
STEVE
BEGIN!

Verse 1: Nixon
Hello Steve, you’re about to be dissed
You don’t have a job? What are you, a communist?
Well, you look like Karl Marx, so that explains a lot
Your movie is good! Not
You claim to have loads of imagination
But your movie is just another shitty video game adaptation
I’m the best president, your movie is a bore
I passed away in the year of 1994
I’m Richard Nixon, you can’t beat me!
If you’re in love with Mamoa, how bout you jump into the sea?
You’re wearing blue, but I bеt you’re a big ol’ red one
Your stupid ass moviе is really fucking dumb
You’re bland, easy to read like a book
There is a chess piece that is called a rook
I’ve got amazing bars and I’ve got good looks (INCORRECT BUZZER)
And don’t accuse me of anything, because I am not a crook

Verse 2: Steve
You can’t defeat me! I am Steve!
You did Watergate, but I’ve got water bucket, RELEASE!!
Your presidential run was pretty rocky
But at least you weren’t as bad as a Chicken Jockey!!
You think you’re gonna diss me? Get real
Ima burn you like I was using FLINT AND STEEL!
You’re gonna get destroyed by the rhymes that I’ve written
When I diss you with roasts hotter than a LAVA CHICKEN!!
Why the hell are you calling me a communist?
I’m gonna make it to the top of your enemies list!
I was also in School of Rock-y
Nixon, you can suck my Chicken Jockey!!
(You already made a chicken jockey joke) shut the hell up
You can go lick Tenacious D-eez nuts!
You’ll find nothing more gorier
Than when I defeat you with the powers of the Dragon Warrior

Verse 3: agnew
I will help Nixon with this battle, time to die steve
I think you should leave
I think you deserve to be dead
In futurama i didn’t have a head
I committed tax evasion
I eat raisins
One of the beatles was named george harrison
You has sex in the air with garrett garrison
Wow that’s kinda embarrassing
Shit i can’t come up with a good finisher
Uh fuck
Agnew out

Verse 4: Herobrine
Time to show everyone who’s a true Hero. It’s Steve’s twin brother Brian’s time to shine
Welcome to minecraft this world is iconic
My name is Herobrine but I’m evil, ironic
When I use my blade, I will leave cuts!
How about you start Ender Dragon deez nuts
Get the hell out, Agnew, that verse was so ass!
I am breaking blocks and shit because this world is Mine to Craft!
Nixon, you are no match to me
Now it’s time to blow you two up with TNT!!

Outro
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!!
THIS IS AN EXCEPTION THIS ONE TIME!!
POGCHAMP RAP BATTLES OF STUPIDITY!!