Chazer Wazer - I Guess There Is An Afterlife Lyrics

      

I Guess There Is An Afterlife
by Chazer Wazer

Verse
Yo, I've got a lot of ideas and I hope to God I can express them properly
Getting my lead to move how I wanna is harder than trying to stop a G
Here we go I guess, do you ever wonder what Heaven is?
Some think you've gotta be luckier than the number 7 is
To get there, others think you can give to charity once
Then they think it's fine to non-consensually shove their dicks in cunts
Just for fun, leave it in there 'til thеy cum
If you believe in it, you wanna go thеre 'cause it's paradise
But you can't get in there if you're nastier than a can of rice
Weather you believe in it or not, we all picture it just above the clouds
When we think of it, we think doves and crowns
But what if I told you Heaven was you (Whoa)
Hey, I know people have already said this and I don't wanna sound cringey too
I know I'm not one of them rappers who's like, "Hey invest and get rid of that stingy boo"
I know I'm one of them them rappers who rap about fucking bitches and well-fucking bitches
But what if after your death you stayed on earth like stuck in stitches
We're here through thoughts and memories and shit like that
I'm not saying if you're near death, don't fight back
If you're near that motherfucker give it a wide slap
Let me just tell you where I'm at
If you wannabe remembered as someone who was a saint, that's Heaven
If you wannabe remembered as someone who was great, that's Heaven
Remembered as someone who ain't, that's Heaven
Fuck, even if you wannabe remembered as someone who raped
You're a piece of shit, but that's still Heaven
On the other hand, what if they think about you all wrong
What if you're remembered as someone who didn't even make two cool songs
Or worse, what happens when you're just another person forgotten with time?
That's why I rap with these lines I'm never lost in the rhyme
That to me is hell, going through all this shit for it to be meaningless
Making all these albums meaning, less
I rapped this song to the mirror and he seemed impressed
Had to write this shit because the scene is pressed
Bitch, I fuck with the earth, green is best
I'm building a superior race, your jean is less
My previous albums were a stream of piss, play that back like a VOD
Time to drop some knowledge on you bitches, all of you are God (What?)
You have the power to create life and do what ever the fuck you want to Earth
The power to end life with just a quick swerve
The ability to hurt, insert your beliefs in a hard ass verse
Curse and weather or not you wanna go in a hurse or earn
You can do all sorts of shit, only you can choose your worse
If you wanna nut hard, fuck a bitch with curves
You deserve it, worship yourself, be a satanist
But kill that Devil, put him in a body bag at a lake, ditch
'Cause with him around, he'll (hell) always hold you back
So kill the motherfucker who sold you crack
So now you know, you are God and the Devil
But you bitches should know you'll never be on my level
So stay where the fuck you are and settle

Outro
Ayy, calm down, take a chill pill
No matter how you're feeling, be ill still
Ayy, calm down, take a chill pill
No matter how you're feeling, be ill still