Changeling - Instant Results Lyrics

      

Instant Results
by Changeling

I strip-searched a cop
Fed my guests to a swine
Took a shit on a seagull
And vengeance was mine

 For an entire day
I barked at a dog
Licked an old princess
Till she turned to a frog

 I adopted a flame thrower
It follows me around
I might need one more
For purpose abounds now
With instant results

 Built a catapult flinging handfuls of dirt at escape velocity into space killing the planet shovel by shovel without added drama but with pedestrian grace

 Why don’t we just go for broke

 Let’s pick up the pace
Gеt something done
Playing our ultimate acе
We’ve only just begun

 Let’s step up the game
Time to have fun
Shoot a Jupiter’s worth
Of iron into the sun

 What would we lose anyway
Idiots, thieves, murderers, liars
Apes building statues to themselves
Choking in their own ever-growing
Fecal funeral pyre